I found £80 rolled up in 20s on Sat'dee, on the floor by a sandwich bar on Dareham Rud

The kind (and stupid) knobber I am picked it up and asked a guy talking to someone in his car if it was his. He nearly had a heart attack, saying it fell out of his apron and how it reaffirmed his faith in the kindness of the hooman race.

Shoulda kept it.

Posted By: Stoopish, Aug 21, 13:24:16