Clash of the Titans

Stilton 0 - Gouda XI 5

The real game in Holland this weekend took place at the National Cheese staduim where an understrength Stilton outfit were taken apart after a mature display from the Gouda All stars.

Speaking after the game, Stilton manager B. Fungi, said simply,"we stank. It was rancid from start to finish. All in all a rather 'stilted' performance."

Gouda manager M. Chedder was unsurprisingly upbeat, saying " the defence formed a hard outer crust providing the perfect platform. The midfield bossed the game in terms of consistency, with taste and smell prominent throughout. Mature finishing with no overbearing aftertaste one could barely ask for more - a 'Gouda' peformance.

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Posted By: aunt erica, Jul 18, 12:50:55