There once was a young girl called Hatherley,
Whose friend Lee was overly-fatherly,
He said, 'Would you mind',
'If I touched your behind?',
She said, 'You can stick your c*ck in if you'd rather, Lee.'
Maybe that's a bit rude though.
Posted By: Tricky Hawes, Aug 17, 14:23:10
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