Better than the less witty Aussie versions.
Two Kiwi sheep herders are flying a flock of sheep to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine stops and the plane begins to plummet to the ground.
Sheep Herder 1- Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
SHeep Herder 2- What about the sheep?!?
Sheep Herder 1- Fuck the sheep!!!!
Sheep Herder 2-...Do you think we have time?
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Posted By: Auckland Rob, Aug 15, 11:39:12
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