Dutch Cheese

Having been in the Dam for several days it has become apparent that Gouda is the king of all cheese. Edam -Shit. Babybel - Bollocks. I am incandescent with rage that they tried to palm me off with some second rate camembert (f**k off back to france. Speaking axiomatically Gouda is the tits and any other cheese is merely an imposter. I am going to diseminate Laughing Cow all over the Low Countries. Come on Gouda!

Posted By: aunt erica, Jul 18, 03:34:17