Don't foget to email the pigs

MAKE YOUR DERBY START TIME STAND

AT THE dawn of a new campaign, The Man feels it's time for us to relaunch one of our own.

At a recent fans' event Jolly Roger sympathised with ultras over the ludicrous derby day kick-off times - and urged us to write to police about the issue.

Silver-tongued Munby said relatively new chief constables are at the helm in Norfolk and Suffolk, and might be open to persuasion.

The police, of course, will not have a problem with such a dialogue - as they constantly talk of community engagement.

Therefore, The Man urges Norwich fans - and even followers of Those We Don't Speak Of - to pen a quick email to the thick blue line.

Simply mark it for the attention of Ian McPherson (Norfolk) and Simon Ash (Suffolk); and write three lines calling for a 3pm kick-off on a Saturday to be considered.

We are not asking for Friday Fight Nights to return - just a humane start time.

Chief Con Mr Ash describes himself as a “keen football supporter”; so hopefully he will see our point.

Norfolk Police email: enquiries@norfolk.pnn.police.uk

Suffolk Police email: headquarters@suffolk.pnn.police.uk

Posted By: Twat in Holland, Aug 13, 11:50:55