An attractive young lady in Morrisons one day

looked at me like I was a psycho because she found me giggling at the probiotic yoghurts.

I was chuckling at the prospect of choosing between L.Casei Immunitas, Plant Sterols and Bifidus Digestivum (which improves the body's digestive transport).

These things must be aimed at wimmen, surely? Because I suspect that very very few people know what Bifidus Digestivum is, or what the body's digestive transport actually needs to shove it along a bit?

And that wasn't a sexist remark (tho' in truth I am one): I refer to the 'here comes the science bit' thing that they openly do in shampoo-type adverts. I for one absolutely refuse to believe that there's any such thing as (the most bizarre ingredient I've ever heard of) "Fruit Micro-waxes".

What the FUCK is a Micro-Wax?

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Aug 8, 13:29:26