Dartist.

I wish I were a dartist. I wish I had the hand/eye coordination and the raw talent. I've tried, and God knows it's not for me, but I still wish.

I played a few times, 501, didn't do that bad, and then a real dartist rocked up and shat all over us. Showed us what dartings all about.

"Hi, my name's Matt, and I'm a dartist".

I'd be "The Thinker" if I was a professional dartist. Probs there already is one of them.

Sigh ...

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 23:01:35