All the criticism I ever levelled at Newcastle Fans (Best Fans In The World (tm)) ...

I take it all back:

"Angry Newcastle supporters have attacked wantaway midfielder Kieron Dyer's car and egged his house, prompting club chairman Chris Mort to condemn their behaviour. "We have to make all our current players and potential new signings see Newcastle as a great place to live," he harrumphed, as a fat woman covered in tattoos threw-up in a nearby gutter." - Today's Fiver

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 17:17:20