Ashton joins Bros

Took a valued client from work to the game last night, had the misfortune to sit behind a bloke in the lower Barclay with a 70s retro city shirt on, greasy mullet and hoooooge beergut.
The guy was constantly abusing West Ham fans (funny) and Aston for being a fag (again, very amusing).
Unfortunately the bloke I took to the game (a 65 year old grandad type) accidentally touches the guys arm.......the geezer at the top o his voice yells "Ive got an Ashton arsebandit behind me!"
Work guest goes very red, conversation dries up for the rest of the evening. OOOPS!!! Made me chuckle afterwards.

Posted By: JoeyDeacon, Aug 1, 14:41:30