We've sacked our office waredoo

Highlights:

* propositioned me and Mrs AB for a threesome after a works xmas party (no, we didn't)

* was bought a whore in Amsterdam to lose his cherry to, at the age of 34, but didn't manage the deed

* Doctor Who fanatic (really really really obsessed)

* So open about his nose picking habits he once advised me that if I ever needed to move his chair "Don't put your hands under the seat, that's where I put it all"

* Still lives with Mum and Dad at the age of 40+

* Dressed in a velvet suit with a frilly collar and cuffed shirt to a works xmas party (no, not that one, a different one).

* into amateur dramatics, but is the most wooden actor you've ever seen.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 16:50:23

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