We have signed David Striker.
He's twice as good as Cantona.
When we beat the scum 3-nil.
He'll piss off Alan Brazil.
He speaks Eng-er-lish just fine.
In fact he can count up to nine...
A bit of fine tuning required, but that's got promise, I think?
Posted By: Dog, Jul 31, 15:05:42
Written & Designed By Ben Graves 1999-2025