Yes. Go to Cala Galdana. I went there on my honeymoon. They make you drink gin,

and cheesecake. And sell you minature shoes that wouldn't even fit a dwarf. Although dwarves may have disproportionately large feet (like their cocks).

Posted By: tudders, Jul 27, 17:25:57

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