bluuuuuuuudddy warz. Even worserer than that though

last year my missus was driving hoom from work in ndge and this tool ploughs into her on the roundybout by angular square. Bit of the old snow on the ground which quite possibly int hte most optimum of road conditions for a one eyed bloke to be driving in. Anyway at wuz only a minor bump but he had caused a bit of damage so he offered to swap insurance details with her. He asked her if she had a pen and paper and whilst she was lookern in her bag he got in the passenger seat. Worried now, my missus handed him the pen and paper and looked in the bag for her foon. Next thing is the f**ker only pulls a knife out of his jacket. Obviously she did a metaphorical browner in her trunks. Turns out he calmly then cut the piece of paper in two so he could give her his details.

Wunt one of you fukkers was it?

Posted By: Tomblander, Jul 25, 16:34:35

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