..ered the ISP number, open up your internet connection and get him to say it quite loudly

three or four times.

2. Dial 888876 on your mobile phone and hold it up to the speakers.

3. You should receive a confirmation text along the lines of "We have successfully located the ponce you were trying to find".

4. Within a week you will receive an envelope in the post addressed to Tombs and Toad. In it will be photos of the person's hair, the street sign where he lives and his/her girlfriend or boyfriend.

5. Go and find him/her.

This only works in early spring/summer.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Jul 25, 12:51:19