Another problem is that it's going to be in Portsmouth.

MERTON: OK Spike, why do you hate Portsmouth?
MILLIGAN: Well I appeared on the stage there three times, and every time I died a bloody death. I could hear myself walking off the stage.
MERTON: And why was that?
MILLIGAN: Well I wasn't very good.

MERTON: You made a rod for your own back though, didn't you? I've found a poster for one of your shows in Portsmouth, advertising Spike "I hate Portsmouth" Milligan.
MILLIGAN: Yes, I'd been there before, you see.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 25, 12:00:23