Imagine 40 virgins for eternity - all those "I don't think I'm ready for this yet" chats

"Do you really love me?"

"I really, really like you but I'm just not sure you're the one"

"I'm saving myself for Mr Right"

"Will it hurt?"

Oh for f**k's sake, I'll just have a blow job then woman

Posted By: Old Git, Jul 15, 14:42:12