I'm well pissed off

I seemed to have missed out when they gave out the "welcome to the world" brochure issued at birth which said "Hello, welcome to your first day on the planet, sit back and enjoy everything that the Earth has to offer you. Everyone else will run around and make your stay as convenient as possible. In about 21 years time our staff will come down the aisle and offer you a well paid job. Please choose from our large selection of comfortable well appointed homes when you leave university". "Thank you for flying socialist utopian airways". Bing bong.

Posted By: Tomblander, Jul 23, 14:37:20

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