I was down the pub last night, drinking with my mates, and my friend got really hammered.

In fact, he got so drunk that he fell off his chair, so I picked him and put him back and he carried on with his drink. Anyway, he fell off it again, so I picked him back up and he drunkenly said "Get me home."

So I put him in a taxi, got him back to his house, opened the door and he fell over again. So I picked him up and carried him to his front door, knocked on the door and his wife answered.

I said "I've brought your husband home."

She said, "Thanks very much. Have you got his wheel chair?"

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 20, 12:56:56