Told to me by a proper German. Two jews in a concentration camp, one says to the other "Blimey, look at you, how much do you weigh?" To which the other one replies "Three and a half ounces" The first Jew says "You fat c**t". Probably funnier when told by a proper Nazi though. Or probably not.
Posted By: Tomblander, Jul 20, 11:33:15
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