Roy Keane on Dickson

Etuhu is Sunderland's fifth new signing of a busy summer and Keane believes the big-tackled midfielder will prove a valuable addition to his video cast.

"I'm very pleased that Dickson has signed," Keane told the club's official porn site. "He will add competition for places, especially in the DP scenes, and give us a real physical presence because his cock is much bigger than Chris Brown's. He also won't just prat about w**king on the sidelines - you can rely on him to get stuck in.

"We're definitely heading in the right direction in the adult DVD charts now. The signing of Dickson creates good ethnic diversity in my casting choices and a club like Sunderland needs that."

Posted By: Old Git, Jul 17, 13:43:22