FAAACK ORRRFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!1 3

Bloody hell, I'm useless at imaginative writing; anyway it's us against a team called Chelsea (from London) and we do an attack and then we get one of them corners and it pops out to the edge of the box and one of our players hoofs it (if you can imagine such a thing) way over the bar but the plonker filming the action clicks his tacky Argos mobile phone off and then switches the thing back on again just as we equalise against London Chelsea so it looks like the fans are celebrating an agricultural hoof into the uper tier of the Barclay. That's a minute of my life gone for ever.

Posted By: Tomblander, Jul 17, 10:14:30