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FISHERMAN FISHERMAN

Fisherman, fisherman, home from the sea
Have you a lobster you can sell to me

Chorus : Singing, Row tiddley oh, s**t or bust
Never let your bollocks dangle in the dust

Well I took the lobster home, but I couldn't find a dish
So I put it in the place where me missus has a piss

Chorus

In the middle of the night, the missus gave a grunt
There was the lobster hanging from her c**t

Chorus

Well I grabbed a squeegee and she grabbed a broom
We chased the f**kin lobster all around the room

Chorus

We hit it on the head, we hit it on the side
We hit the f**kin lobster 'til the bastard died

Chorus

There's a moral to my story, the moral is this
Always have a shufti before you have a piss

Chorus

That's the end of my story, there isn't any more
There's an apple up me asshole, you can have the core

Chorus - till fade or fall down drunk

Posted By: roland rat, Jul 13, 15:01:56