I will tell you a good clean joke! It's quite rare to find a joke that is clean.....

and good. So can use it for family days etc.

A sales-man walks up the drive of a house and knocks on the door.

A you lad answers. Fag in mouth. Both of Bacardi in left hand and a Stella Artois in the other.

" Is you mother or father in" asks the sales-man.

" what do you f**king think" replies the young lad.

Posted By: Dirty Delia, Jul 11, 20:08:46