No, as in

In Market Street, Manchester, one summer night
There was only one cab in the rank,
The driver was reading the News of the World
While quietly enjoying a w**k
He was dreaming that Venus
Was sucking his penis
The shaking was making him tired,
When along came Georgina
With tits like sabrina
Who politely and gently enquired,
"How much would you charge me to Oldham?"
The cab driver nearly droped dead
He got such a shock
He let go of his cock
And Barclayed the gear stick instead
He said "Thatls alright, I'm not busy tonight,
You're a nice sort of girl I can tell -
So I won't charge you nothing to hold them
If you'll let me hold yours as well"

Posted By: Old Git, Jul 10, 17:34:16