Blimey, though, get this

Despite what humans say about themselves, one unshakeable truth emerges from studying pandas' sex lives -- size matters.
"The penis of a 100 kg (220 lb) adult giant panda has the size of a human thumb. And, the males are clumsy lovers. "The male giant pandas do not know where to put it. Sometimes they climb on the females' heads and start pushing," said zoologist Chen of Fuzhou Zoo."

I would post the link but there's a photo of sperm being taken from a panda's penis for artificial insemination purposes, so I don't think I will

Posted By: Old Git, Jul 14, 14:37:23