Creosote, I love you mate, but you're wronger than Jonathan King on the set of Minipops.

Russell Brand is unfunny, smug, tedious, self-indulgent, the writer of the worst football column in the history of British journalism and also the only man in the country with a sillier haircut than mine. It's a damning indictment of football hooliganism in 21st century Britain that Russell Brand can go to Upton Park every week without the Inter-City Firm (rightly) kicking the s**t out of him.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 6, 21:38:22