Russell Brand is less funny than the following things:

Jimmy Carr
Gastro-enteritis
Mike Sheron
Nuclear holocaust
Wasps
Getting paralytically drunk only to wake up to find you've accidentally signed up to test the effects of castration upon yourself
Doors marked 'WC' that just have a huge drop on the other side
Bernard Manning, dead or alive
Dead Or Alive
Hitler
The way Sheffield United got relegated
The ebola virus

This list is not exhaustive, it could be extended to include everything that has ever existed within the history of human civilisation.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 6, 21:14:30