And frolicked in the outside bog, with tudders' nipple rings

Little malky needle loved that rascal Puff,
and brought him geese and Graham Ant and other fancy stuff. Oh

(Chorus, twice)

Together they would travel in LOJ's spazmobile
Malky kept a lookout perched on his electric eel
All the other wrathers would bow whene'er they came,
Even Steve in Holland would be nice to pants when Puff roared out his name. Oh

(Chorus)

A dragon lives forever but not so little malks
BMX bikes and nipple rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, little malky came no more
And Puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to play along the beery lane.
Without his life-long friend, Puff could not be brave,
So Puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave (-brown). Oh

(Chorus, softly)
(Chorus, loudly)

Posted By: Old Git, Jul 6, 13:55:12

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