A tart lived in a window in Old Amsterdam
A window with a tart in and she kept on fartin'
A sad bloke from town said "how lucky I am
Ogling a prossie from Old Amsterdam"
I saw some lice!
Where?
There, on her hair!
Where on her hair?
Right there! Her little minge has maggots!
Well, I declare!
Going f**k f**kity f**k on her hair
Oh yeah
Posted By: LittleMouseWithClogs, Jul 5, 16:07:17
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