Rich Bloke from Brum goes into jewellers,

"Can yow' mek us a gowd statue o' me dog?" he asks,

Jeweller replies "Duz thow one tit 18 carat?",

"No" replies bloke, "chowin' a bone ya daft bugger!"

Posted By: Tomblander, Jul 5, 10:46:07

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