My Big Brother Ratings

Vanessa: 1/10 Horrible horrible horrible girl. Cannot watch her without feeling a severe urge to smash the tv screen. I know BB edit it this way but all she ever seems to do is b***h b***h. Best example of this was the other night with Makosi about the Irish girl and then the Irish girl walks in "HI!!! You're looking GREAT!" blah blah and that lisps is annoying too.

Makosi: 1/10 See above and add "I'm 90% sure i'm pregnant" and "I wanted to go to Madrid and name my child Madrid or go to Paris and call it Paris" What a sad b***h? Thinks she is intelligent. She is not. Same goes for Vanessa actuallly

Kemal 1.1/10: AAAAARGGGGGHHHHH!!! Everything he does is for the cameras. He wants to be this years whatshername? The one that one last year?? er.....Anyway, he wants to be like her/him.

Craig: 3/10 What a cock.

Science 2.6/10 What a cock. Shut the f**k up.

Anthony 5/10 This may seem a high vote, but think about it, it's 5/10! It just looks good in comparison to the rest

Derek 6/10 At least he is original and has some kind of brain in his head.

Irish bird 4/10 The only thing that stops this being 2 is she is quite attractive but is so sad with her boobs out all day long and so obviously wants a job at the end of it. Bitchy too.

Nerd: Unmarkable. He is not human so not sure what to give him. "I looked up gormless in the dictionary" wtf???

I thank you. By the way, yes i'm bored and have nothing better to do.

Posted By: coldplay, Jul 14, 11:54:39