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• get him to retrieve things that have fallen down the back of your sofa
  Posted By: BITSA, Jul 4, 11:17:12
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  Condoleezza Rice lookalike
  Posted By: iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 4, 11:15:31
• Make him audition for the part of the baby in Family Guy
  Posted By: duke of york, Jul 4, 11:13:57
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  Use him as a garden fork
  Posted By: duke of york, Jul 4, 11:11:46
• Rent a baby
  Posted By: iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 4, 11:11:31
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  dress him in a sailor suit
  Posted By: camcan, Jul 4, 11:10:08
• get him to do a somersault thingy everytime cureton scores
  Posted By: camcan, Jul 4, 11:08:20
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  Chrome his tummy and dress him in really long socks and then make him do a walk to the top
  Posted By: malkybarkid, Jul 4, 11:04:16
• I'd have him as a pay to play member of Interpol...
  Posted By: Fierce Panda, Jul 4, 11:03:55
• He could also be quite a dandy of a lock smith
  Posted By: Fierce Panda, Jul 4, 11:00:28
• racially abuse him
  Posted By: lurd, Jul 4, 11:00:27
• Play him on his own up front as a target man
  Posted By: Creosote Ah Um, Jul 4, 11:00:21
• Midget submarine commander
  Posted By: iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 4, 10:58:51
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  i'd use him to pass things up to me from the bottom shelves in supermarkets
  Posted By: blindasabat, Jul 4, 10:58:11
• Use him as a bottle opener
  Posted By: Yellalee, Jul 4, 10:56:10
• Sit him on John McCririck's trouser tent.
  Posted By: Dog, Jul 4, 10:53:36
• Dress it as a sheep and introduce it to the Derby 'fans'
  Posted By: DemoniCanary, Jul 4, 10:53:28
• I think he'd make a really useful garden rake
  Posted By: Fierce Panda, Jul 4, 10:53:27
• Send him to a ceramics expert and get him turned into a gnome
  Posted By: iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 4, 10:52:31
• leave him to rot in the reserves!
  Posted By: Alan, Jul 4, 10:52:31
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  Send him to a dentist
  Posted By: Charles21, Jul 4, 10:50:26

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