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What would you do with an Earnshaw, if you'd just bought one for £3.5m?
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Arizona Bay
, Jul 4, 10:49:10
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get him to retrieve things that have fallen down the back of your sofa
Posted By:
BITSA
, Jul 4, 11:17:12
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Condoleezza Rice lookalike
Posted By:
iwans_ex_dentist
, Jul 4, 11:15:31
Make him audition for the part of the baby in Family Guy
Posted By:
duke of york
, Jul 4, 11:13:57
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Use him as a garden fork
Posted By:
duke of york
, Jul 4, 11:11:46
Rent a baby
Posted By:
iwans_ex_dentist
, Jul 4, 11:11:31
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dress him in a sailor suit
Posted By:
camcan
, Jul 4, 11:10:08
get him to do a somersault thingy everytime cureton scores
Posted By:
camcan
, Jul 4, 11:08:20
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Chrome his tummy and dress him in really long socks and then make him do a walk to the top
Posted By:
malkybarkid
, Jul 4, 11:04:16
I'd have him as a pay to play member of Interpol...
Posted By:
Fierce Panda
, Jul 4, 11:03:55
He could also be quite a dandy of a lock smith
Posted By:
Fierce Panda
, Jul 4, 11:00:28
racially abuse him
Posted By:
lurd
, Jul 4, 11:00:27
Play him on his own up front as a target man
Posted By:
Creosote Ah Um
, Jul 4, 11:00:21
Midget submarine commander
Posted By:
iwans_ex_dentist
, Jul 4, 10:58:51
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i'd use him to pass things up to me from the bottom shelves in supermarkets
Posted By:
blindasabat
, Jul 4, 10:58:11
Use him as a bottle opener
Posted By:
Yellalee
, Jul 4, 10:56:10
Sit him on John McCririck's trouser tent.
Posted By:
Dog
, Jul 4, 10:53:36
Dress it as a sheep and introduce it to the Derby 'fans'
Posted By:
DemoniCanary
, Jul 4, 10:53:28
I think he'd make a really useful garden rake
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Fierce Panda
, Jul 4, 10:53:27
Send him to a ceramics expert and get him turned into a gnome
Posted By:
iwans_ex_dentist
, Jul 4, 10:52:31
leave him to rot in the reserves!
Posted By:
Alan
, Jul 4, 10:52:31
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Send him to a dentist
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Charles21
, Jul 4, 10:50:26
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