Why isn't this enough to get you jailed? I'm a bit of a lefty but FFS, there's a line...
"Moments after the district judge issued the warrant, the singer arrived looking slightly dishevelled in his trademark trilby hat. He went on to plead guilty to possessing quantities of crack cocaine, heroin, cannabis and ketamine as well as to two driving offences - driving without insurance and without driving licence papers available to be seen"
Posted By: Fierce Panda, Jul 4, 10:17:19
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- He was told by the judge that a jail sentence is certain
Posted By: Cannydc, Jul 4, 12:29:38 - 3nothing wrong with trilbys
Posted By: Dave in France, Jul 4, 11:04:36 - 7Steve Finnan ran a bloke over, who died, doing twice the legal speed limit
Posted By: pants, Jul 4, 10:41:32 - Cos Britain and America happilly invade countries, grow drugs and launder it for
Posted By: pants, Jul 4, 10:36:45 - 8whats the problem?
Posted By: nixon, Jul 4, 10:34:07 - They should fly him out to Gaza and keep their fingers crossed.
Posted By: Dog, Jul 4, 10:31:12 - but Pete's snorted it !!!
Posted By: Claygate_Canary, Jul 4, 10:30:45 - 1God knows.
Posted By: lurd, Jul 4, 10:28:49
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