here you go

"I would really like to play for Norwich but I am concerned as I have heard that there is a stalker problem. And it seems that I may have to die my hair green to show true loyalty to the club, but even in this instance failure to score in the first 6 games will result in crowd displeasure. Fortunately I have never been involved in any video productions so the older members of the crowd will not have too much to beat me up with. I've also asked if we can remove this player called teh Ginger Pele as I understand anything I score will be cancelled out by his efforts."

Posted By: camcan, Jul 3, 10:35:01