John says to his mate......

If you get me any football from any training ground in the country I will tell you where it is from, and if I dont you can have £200 quid for everyone I get wrong.

So his mate comes back with three balls from three different training grounds. He passes him the first one, and John says it smells of hair products and expensive aftershave....thats got to be Chelsea. He was correct.

His mate passes him the second ball, it has a few marks and dents on it and it looks as though it has bounced from long distances.... thats got to be Bolton. Correct says his mate.

So he passes him the third ball, John squeezes it and gives it straight back... What u doin??? says his mate. Thats Derby says John.
How do you know???
Because its going down!

Posted By: Duck, Jul 2, 19:02:03