Smoking ban so far, smokers walking into pubs going "oh can you smell that fresh air,

lovely"

Me, "no, all I can smell is your farts and the f**king bogs"

Them "yeah but it's the psychology, no smoke, no one smoking, it's going to make us give up"

10 mins later

"where do we go to smoke then?"

Posted By: pants, Jul 2, 16:51:28