Git is grumpy elderly gentleman

We specialise in them in East Anglia. We sit in the Eastern Block (sometimes called the City Stand) wearing our tribal uniform of tweed jackets, Barbours and tartan rugs round our knees. We carry a fearsome weapon known as The Thermos. When we are displeaed (which is much of the time) we make a gentle hissing noise, like the sound of breath being inhaled rapidly over dentures (which is in fact what it is). We don't like Fancy Dans, Show Ponies or Flick/Fart/Fannying. We like good honest footballers.

Posted By: Old Git, Jul 2, 10:19:15