So anyway, I met this bird...

... and boy did I shag her. Well, I say shag, I mean spoke to. Ok well I say I spoke to her, what I mean is I was in McDonalds and she said 'Can I help you?'. I mean, it was the first time I'd ever been spoken to by a girl, and she had, like, these amazing eyes, and so I asked if she'd like to come back to mine and listen to me read a few lines of 'It's a wonderful world' by louis armstrong. And so anyway, she came back to mine, well when I say she cam back to mine I mean I took a photo of her on my phone and w**ked over it later.

Anyway, anyone for some relationship advice?

Posted By: Mastiff, Jul 1, 21:38:12