Just heard this

A bloke walks into a bar in Ippo and orders a shandy.

All the Scummers sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another Suffolk visitor.

The barman says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What the heck is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."

The bartender grins and yells,

"He's okay, boys. He's one of us."

Posted By: DDiM, Jul 13, 22:46:53