Have you heard the one about the paper bag?

...

One day, a paper bag goes to the Doctor and says he isn't feeling well (no s**t, why else would he go to the doctor?). The Doctor takes some blood and tells the paper bag to come back in a few days time.

The paper bag comes back a few days later and the Doctor tells him, in a rather solemn tone "I'm afraid you've got HIV", the distraught paper bag replies "How can I? i'm just a paper bag". The paper bag and the doctor then argue about how the bag contracted the virus and eventually the doctor cracks it, "ah, your mother must have been the carrier"

Posted By: iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 13, 22:32:54