Conversation between us yesterday:
Me: hey, Pete, we've signed your keeper. Is he any good?
Pete: You what? Which keeper?
Me: Gilkes, is it? Is he any good?
Pete: Gilkes? You bunch of f**king c**ts!
M: Ha - sorry about that. Is he any good?
P: How much did you pay for him? Fuck, we've only got a snot-nosed teenager in goal now. You bunch of c**ts. What have you paid?
M: Er, not much if anything, I think. Any good?
P: You f**king bunch of c**ts. You c**t. Fuck you, you c**t.
M: But is he any good?
P: You bunch of f**king c**ts. (Shakes head, walks off).
I think we've all learned a lot from that.
Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Jun 29, 17:56:14
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