Mine is classic...

...found an old bike on the village green, one of the ones with a basket on the front. Buzzing on vodka and red bull decided to take turns to race it to the car park and back. After nailing the time i celebrated by trying to do an "alex the kid" 360 jump onto the kerb. Got about 5 degrees before tyre hit kerb throwing me to the floor, chin first. Split open my chin, sat in the road laughing for 10 minutes before I realised I had a huge flap of skin dangling from my face and my jacket was now red. Hospital at 2:30am and 8 stitches. LOL

Posted By: Earnie is a legend, Jun 29, 10:41:18