I really really really hope we sign Freddy Eastwood

Not for any footballing reasons, while I understand he knows where the goal is, I've barely seen him play at all.

No, because of these reasons:

a) Great name, tremendous, triffic name.
b) I know for a fact that loads of small minded morons will be well narked if we sign a "pikey". I hope the c**ts choke on thier fat tongues. The small minded morons, not the pikeys. Hurrah for pikeys. Or something.

Mainly b), but you shouldn't underestimate the importance of a).

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Jun 28, 23:37:20