Well what exactly do you want us to say?

If we can't have the best players in the world are you asking us to choose our favourite nobodies, has-beens, never-will-bes from the list of players who might actually consider coming to the 16th best club in Division Two?

A centre back worse than Titus Bramble? A centre forward with less goals in him than Bobby Zamora?

Not for me thanks.

Posted By: The Judge, Jun 25, 21:59:50