Come from Bristol ()
Hate Bristol ()
Aged between 9 and 8,000 ()
Insult a load of posters in one single post ()
Work in the North ()
I-sketch fan ()
Goes stalking at Colney ()
Own a burberry item ()
Go battleship cruising in Letchworth ()
Drinks in the Kings ()
Have a season ticket in the Barclay ()
Has MBK-esque problems every day ()
Class concious PK styleee ()
Has a University education ()
Currently at University / studying a levels ()
Is a fan of the club's official SMS service ()
Uses Canary world ()
Has accessed Canary world online commentary illegally ()
Likes Arse Cheques ()
Talks about bands no one has heard of ()
Have a tattoo ()
Piercing (not ears) ()
Drink Lager/Cider ()
Has suffered a trip to Selhurst Park ()
Trumps trumps Gary Holt likes trumps ()
Pretended to be Himmers on a wind-up ()
Shagged more birds than Colney Gaz ()
Likes blubbing ()
Boycotts the Kings ()
Loves the Rosary, hates the C&H ()
Out of 30.
1 - 10: PK
10 - 15: IED
16 - 20: Pants
21 - 24: I have no life
25 -30: Refined wotb
26 - 30: Wotb b***h
Posted By: iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 20, 11:56:36
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