Last year I flew back to the UK from Budapest. Once ensconced in my seat a shambling old tramp of a man shuffled down the aisle and sat next to me. It was immediately apparent that person had issues with maintaining a socially acceptable level of personal hygeine. Worserer still, he turned out to be the chief policy maker for the UK Green Party and proceeded to f**king try and ram his crackpot opinions down my throat for the entire flight. Worse still, his destination was the UEA where he was studying. I didn't discover this until after I told him that I was from Norwich. When I told him slightly politely that he was a hypocritical c**t for flying the cheeky t**t even had the brass neck to ask me for a lift. Needless to say he must have got his stinking body on the train.
Extremists are ungood. Fuck 'em.
Posted By: Tomblander, Jun 20, 09:08:16
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