..Get in! Whoooh whooh whooooooh!..
Ok, so we were playing against some older guys, but still, they were sooo uncomfortable on the ball! In the first minute I had a strike on goal.. if it wasn't for the 'I love Gary' badge on the keeper's shirt, it would've been in (badge was aprox. 12ft circ.). After that incident I thought 'all's fair in love and war' and launched a WMD at the f**ker, inside 10 yards.
They scored a few back (coach told 'em if they didn't score at least four, they wouldn't get a buffet at the end!). Their keeper got injured.. fans were chucking hard rocks at him.. slightly harsh I thought, thank the lord he was wearing compressions (though why he was wearing a long sleeved sweater in that heat, I'll never know.. stinky bastard)!!
Posted By: Squirrel, Jun 17, 18:15:08
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