I once read about a chap...

who'd installed two power drills facing each other inside his sofa, with fluffy polishing attachments attached, so that he could insert his erect penis between them, turn the drills on and achieve climax through fluffy stimulation when humping the sofa.

Story has it that he was found dead 'cos his spaff had gone all over one of the drills and electrocuted him.

Probly a loader squit, but thare goo.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Jun 13, 16:21:06