French Terror Alert (could be old, can't be arsed to check)

President Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from "Run" to "Hide".

There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are "Surrender" and "Collaborate".

The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory - effectively crippling their military.

Posted By: Yellow Jersey, Jul 13, 12:04:05